Hey guys, did you know that I’m going to marry Luke Hemmings, with 7 kids, and live in Amsterdam as a blogger, driving around in a blue bug.
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If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would then rush to my aid and then invite me back to their apartment to get an ice pack and then I say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we fall in love and get married.
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
I have a feeling I’m just going to burst out sobbing from happiness at the 1975 concert